we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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