2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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