...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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