you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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