so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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