haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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