So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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