Dual....:-)
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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