I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
