i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i just google imaged poop.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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