I CAN MOONWALK!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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