yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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