Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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