I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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