If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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