I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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