Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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