what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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