you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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