Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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