I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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