nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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