I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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