considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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