I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
