i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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