Can Purell be used as lube?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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