we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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