she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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