when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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