he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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