You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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