she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
