Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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