gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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