My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
