? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
