i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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