i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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