Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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