I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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