I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
