She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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