I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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