Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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