I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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