I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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