You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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