just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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