I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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