Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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