nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dick very happy bro
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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