do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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