She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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