I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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