she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think your dad took our porno
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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