Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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