Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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